How to make a ROCK BAND!!!!!

There are two ways to make a rock band:

1º Go to the nearest store and buy the ROCK BAND videogame.
2º Make a REAL band with your friends.

If you chose the first option, you are a retarded (I don´t want to offend you....naahhh)
If you chose the second option, you can follow these advices:

Level 1: you must have a band composed by vocals, a guitar, a bass, drums and guitar (what?, don´t you remember that there are two guitars in a band?)
Level 2: Congratulations, you have a stupid band (but cool, dont forget this). You must find a song that represents you. (Please, don´t choose justin barbie´s songs) (oh yeah, we hate him)
Level 3: Make a setlist!!! (mmmm ok, this level only requires that)
Level 4: Record your demo. We recommend you to make a original song.
Level 5: You must say good bye to your lead guitarrist. (We don´t assure you that the guitarrist won´t hit you)
Level 6: You must look for a new guitarrist.
Level 7: Look for a fan club (your mother doesn´t count like a fan)
Level 8: Live presentations!!!!! This is very important. It will open to you the fame gates (No, this is a lie, but don´t worry) (be happy :P)
Level 9: Record your second song.
Level 10: Find a manager. (Remember, don´t let that men steal your money) (and your X factor)
Level Master: YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, we don´t have many ideas. Bye, and come the next week for more knowledge about rooock!!!!

PD: Don´t eat picks.
You will die.
Really, this is true.
Come on, don´t you trust me?
ok, get out of here.


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Things about rock!!

Hello, we are Eric and Victor. This is a project for our english clasroom. We will talk about the fantastic world of rock and roll. We are from Chile, the country in the end of the world :D.

Now we bring to you... (drumrolls) the fantastic world of ROCK!!
OK. You need to know some terms about rock, news about rock, and knowledge about rock (oh yeah, I said rock three times :D).
Now, we will talk about some terms of the world of rock:
-The band: ambicious fanatics that play music all time, but when they get famous, they are cool.
-The pick or plectrum: insignificant plastic triangle that we use for playing the strings (It doesn´t look insignificant after all :P)
-Manager: the manager is a man that steal your money after a rock presentation or concert (you must be your own manager, trust me)
-The X factor: it makes big a musician (where the x factor equals the dedication and the practice, multiplicated with the talent dividided with time o_o!)

Knowledge about rock:
- Elvis Presley is still alive (in Argentina)( Now he is giving the hand to Maradona)(You can´t say this is a lie)
- Paul McCartney is dead.
- Dave Mustane is the Hayley Williams´s uncle.
- Bruce Dickinson is a big businessman.
- Ozzy Osbourne ate a bat.
- Gene Simmons has a cow tongue.

That´s all, and come later for more news and stupid content about rooooooooooooooooooock!