Things about rock!!

Hello, we are Eric and Victor. This is a project for our english clasroom. We will talk about the fantastic world of rock and roll. We are from Chile, the country in the end of the world :D.

Now we bring to you... (drumrolls) the fantastic world of ROCK!!
OK. You need to know some terms about rock, news about rock, and knowledge about rock (oh yeah, I said rock three times :D).
Now, we will talk about some terms of the world of rock:
-The band: ambicious fanatics that play music all time, but when they get famous, they are cool.
-The pick or plectrum: insignificant plastic triangle that we use for playing the strings (It doesn´t look insignificant after all :P)
-Manager: the manager is a man that steal your money after a rock presentation or concert (you must be your own manager, trust me)
-The X factor: it makes big a musician (where the x factor equals the dedication and the practice, multiplicated with the talent dividided with time o_o!)

Knowledge about rock:
- Elvis Presley is still alive (in Argentina)( Now he is giving the hand to Maradona)(You can´t say this is a lie)
- Paul McCartney is dead.
- Dave Mustane is the Hayley Williams´s uncle.
- Bruce Dickinson is a big businessman.
- Ozzy Osbourne ate a bat.
- Gene Simmons has a cow tongue.

That´s all, and come later for more news and stupid content about rooooooooooooooooooock!