How to make a ROCK BAND!!!!!

There are two ways to make a rock band:

1º Go to the nearest store and buy the ROCK BAND videogame.
2º Make a REAL band with your friends.

If you chose the first option, you are a retarded (I don´t want to offend you....naahhh)
If you chose the second option, you can follow these advices:

Level 1: you must have a band composed by vocals, a guitar, a bass, drums and guitar (what?, don´t you remember that there are two guitars in a band?)
Level 2: Congratulations, you have a stupid band (but cool, dont forget this). You must find a song that represents you. (Please, don´t choose justin barbie´s songs) (oh yeah, we hate him)
Level 3: Make a setlist!!! (mmmm ok, this level only requires that)
Level 4: Record your demo. We recommend you to make a original song.
Level 5: You must say good bye to your lead guitarrist. (We don´t assure you that the guitarrist won´t hit you)
Level 6: You must look for a new guitarrist.
Level 7: Look for a fan club (your mother doesn´t count like a fan)
Level 8: Live presentations!!!!! This is very important. It will open to you the fame gates (No, this is a lie, but don´t worry) (be happy :P)
Level 9: Record your second song.
Level 10: Find a manager. (Remember, don´t let that men steal your money) (and your X factor)
Level Master: YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, we don´t have many ideas. Bye, and come the next week for more knowledge about rooock!!!!

PD: Don´t eat picks.
You will die.
Really, this is true.
Come on, don´t you trust me?
ok, get out of here.


stupid....


No, wait, come back!!!!!!!! : (