V/S!!!!!

 Strat v/s  Les paul:

Strat is the guitar that all families can obtain, exellent for the stupid novice.     
Les Paul is the guitar for an expert musician.
Les Paul wins!!!!!!!!!

 Les Paul v/s King V
both guitars are cools *-* but we must choose one winner.
Les  Paul is a good guitar.
King V express the fury into yourself. >.<
Les Paul is for big bands.
King V is for YOUR band!!
Les Paul is a good guitar (yes , I said it again)
King V has a V form O.O
King V wins!!!

(and Les Paul lose,  muahahahahaha)

King V v/s Kelly  (brothers  ¬-¬)
OK, analysing.............................99%........Procesing..................................99%
...........................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............................................
99%...............Error # 4123 9817236123.........................................................
ok the result is.............................................................duuuuuhhhhhh................

draw.

 Kelly v/s Zacky Vengeance 6661 (ok, number one ruins the 666)

Kelly is a guitar for playing metal music!!!!!! Zacky Vengeance is for playing all music that you want but specially for playing Core.
Kelly is a Jackson guitar, Z.V.6661 is a shecter guitar. (ok????)
You must be rich if you want to buy these guitars.
(ok no, but in our country are very very very very very very very very expensives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)  (these guitar are expensives in your country too, ha ha!!) (there are many "very")O:
Who is the winner????????????
You´ll see it next week..........................................................
OK , I´m just kidding. Z.V. is the winner!!!!!!!

OK, Bye, but you have a homework.
You must see a movie: "Tenacious D, the pick of destiny"
-¿Dont you  know what is Tenacious D?
*Get out from here and go to see it.

-¿Is the movie boring for you?
*damn you !!!n.n


(ok, we insult people a lot) (try to stop us, hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahah )